Kingston was okay. It’s kind of a cool name. The kind of name that on other, more “celebrity” inclined children sounds okay but if you ever had a Kingston in your class growing up, you would have beaten the snot out of him.
Well, Gwen Stefani gave birth this afternoon to another boy. She named him…..
ZUMA
Zuma Rossdale. How could she possibly have made that any worse you may be asking? By adding equally as ridiculous middle names. The poor newborn has cursed with the full moniker of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
Rock?
Oh, right, I get it. Its cuz they’re RockStars. Like my kid will be named Jeff CelebrityBlogger Birt, Or if we decide to be traditional and name him after his father’s side he’ll be Jeff MigrationLawyer Birt.
Poor Zuma. Let’s hope his parents are already putting money into a therapy fund now….
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