Ricky Martin has decided to pull a Clay Aiken and have children all without having to go anywhere near those “Ooey Gooey Cootie Girl Monsters”
Representatives for the singer announced that Ricky is now the proud papa of twin boys who were born a few weeks ago. The statement continues by saying that both boys are healthy and will be “taken care of full time by Ricky.” Ricky. And not a Woman, Girl, Femme, Mother, Fie, Frau etc.
Ricky does not have one of those annoying “girlfriends” or a pesky “mother” figure for his boys, as they were born via surrogate. No word on who provided the ….um…. yang to Ricky’s yin. Because try as he might to avoid it a second gender is needed at some point during the baby making process.
La Vida Loca!
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