Amy Wonehouse Still Alive and Slappy

Amy Winehouse, who refuses to go down, dispite ingesting more drugs than Keith Moon, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison combined, emerged from her hovel today because one can only assume she drank all the drain-o.
After dressing in her Sunday best, Amy decided what better way to show she’s on the road to recovery then intimately aqauint an innocent bystander with the back of her hand. She had her elbow touched by a passer by, and like a mother bear protecting her stash of heroine cubs, Amy faught back. She slapped the woman in the face and screamed “Let f***ing go of me, d***head” adding “F***ing BITCH!” as she was led away.
Amy then went on to defy all laws of physics and medical logic by continuing to have a pulse.
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they say music is therapeutic… so she has at least that much going for her
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