Christian Bale will not face charges for alleged assault against his mother and sister.

English authorities decided not to take any further actions against the Batman and Little Women star, citing insufficient evidence.   Woohoo!  All along Christian had denied the affair, and then we all smelled something fishy coming from his mother’s camp.

I knew if I wished hard enough, and watched the Dark Knight enough, I could get this case dismissed!

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