You know those horrible jeans Katie Holmes has been photographed wearing all around New York City? Those hideous cuffed up, tapered, wisped fashion atrocities?
There are few other things, aside from the ascetically obvious, that are wrong with those jeans
1. Those jeans cost 360 bones. Someone, at some point, looked at those jeans and thought “Why yes, I believe these are worth that much money. I shall purchase these jeans. What a good buy this is!”
2. Those jeans are actually men’s jeans. They are from a line called Prps who only design jeans for men. However, because women “love the men’s line so much” They will be coming out with a style just for girls. But not yet. Which means that these jeans are still designed for men who don’t have curves.
3. It turns out that these $360 jeans from a men’s clothing label are in fact, Tom Cruises’. (Maybe this is where the homing beacon is concealed?) The couple’s stylist confirmed to US magazine that they belong to Mr. Cruise.
4. They are apparently called “Pegged Jeans“. I dont know what that means but Im sure it has something to do with Tom’s sexuality
In summary: Tom Cruise is small enough that Katie Holmes can borrow his pants. I also went the entire post without making any cracks about Katie “raiding Tom’s Closet”.
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