It seems the Lohans knew it was a long weekend here in Canada and decided to unleash a whole bucket of crazy, which means we have a lot of catching up to do. In case you don’t want to read the whole article (please do!) Here is a quick recap of what happened while everyone else was at the cottage.
Lindsay Lohan is drinking again and getting married, while refusing to get her picture taken with Katy Perry. Anderson Cooper has now surpassed Winston Churchill on the list of Great Men of the Twentieth Century, and Dina Lohan is still BatSh*t insane.
Whew. And now for the details.
Though Lindsay recorded three trips to rehab this year, a little disease called alcoholism won’t stop her from having a good time! According to the New York Daily News, while at her girlfriend’s deejaying gig this weekend Linsday was snuck drinks by the waitstaff while she hid under a table. Makes sense right?
Did I say girlfriend earlier? I meant possible fiancé! The next rumour is that now Californian has made Gay Marriage legal (yay!), Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are planning to tie to knot. According to the New Zealand Harold (?!?) A source told them that “they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life – so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.” ….Right…. because the New Zealand Harold is right in the thick of things. So they’d know.
She also refused to pose with singer Katy Perry who has a massive hit with her single “I Kissed a Girl” because apparently under Samantha Ronson’s ubiquitous fedora is a humour sucking machine.
Finally, in case anyone missed the clip, Anderson Cooper ripped on the Lohans while cohosting “Live! With Regis and Kelly” yesterday. He said they were all “horrible people” and Dina only got the show because of Lindsay. He also called out Ali Lohan by saying that she’s “allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love.”
POW! Give this man a prize!
Not to take this latest insult lying down, Dina opened up her crazy cupboard and dished out her response. Since she scourers the internet everyday looking for gossip about her family (Hi Dina!), she of course did not miss Anderson’s tirade. She responded exclusively to OK! Magazine saying “”People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.” Because the Karma Gods are on the side of the Lohans, and not the guy who was on the front lines during hurricane Katrina and the Iraq war.
Okay. I’m done. Now let’s hope the Lohan’s take a break for a few days so I can get some sleep.
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