After a wave of hilarious photos made their rounds on the internet, Madonna’s publicist has spoken out, claiming that they were doctored. Would it be great if we all could release statements about bad pictures? “Attention everyone, that picture of me with thunder thighs was shot from an unflattering angle”
The photos, in which Madge bears a striking resemblance to the walking undead are “a bad shot of her” claims Liz Rosenberg. She claims that either the angels were all wrong or they were “touched up to make her look bad.”
Madonna, who was also on the line chimed in with “Brains!”
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it’s all the studio photos taken exclusively for magazines that have been doctored; she hasn’t looked good in over ten years.
and, all that exercizing and dieting is bad for anyone’s looks; people ten or twenty pounds overweight actually age better.
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