At least, things are looking that way. A pair or paparazzo’s were taken into police custody yesterday after fighting with Brad and Angelina’s bodyguards. Dressed in full military camouflage, including draping their motorcycles in fatigues, the men snuck their way onto the property for some candids of the new family of 8. There were soon discovered by the Jolie-Pitt’s security team and an epic battle of might and trickery ensued.

One of the guards, Tony Webb, told the authorities and the media that they tried to escort the two from the property and the photographers went “berserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had hepatitis C,”

Not so! Claims the paparazzi Luc Goursolas. He didn’t claim he had hepatitis C, he claimed he had HIV. Whew. Sorry there Luc, for a second we thought you were some kinda nut.

He told the Associated Press that “I threw myself at them, put blood all over them, and told them that I had HIV so they would stop hitting me.”

Wow, they should teach that technique in the Army.

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