The press prepares for Britney Spears’ death

Britney Spears’ wild antics, mental breakdowns and personal struggles have gotten so out of hand that The Associated Press has begun preparing her obituary. “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” says AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington. “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”Isn’t it sad to have an obituary prepared for you when you’re only 26?
[Source: Associated Press]
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if i was britney i would sue you!!! let the girl live her life in what ever way she wishes to do so. all the press is doing is making things harder for her.
i agree with anonymous